Why atheists have better sex !!!

In case you're still wondering, no it is not a prank, YES atheists do have better sex.

Why?

A study showed that non believers feel less or no guilt about their sexual lives which I believe unables them to even perform better. Not only that, but non believers also give better sex education to their children than theistics do.

It's not about the positions, oral sex, masturbation, adultery... It's about the pleasure that comes from the act itself.
Atheists derive more satisfaction from sex than believers because they don't feel like going "against" the holy book or the word of the lord; they don't feel "guilty" about the pleasure they are having, hence the more intense satisfactory feelings.

But in the believers defense (other than they got the screaming nailed unlike atheists/agnostic- Oh unknown cosmic entropy!! Oh chemical flasks!!) , theistic people feel less anxiety and stress than atheists when they make mistakes in their daily lives. Believers tend to seek refugee in god, and so they believe he would help them, carry their burden along. This is not exactly a good thing because how would we ever learn unless we pay for our mistakes?

Now before some of you jump to the conclusion that religious people "repent" in the presence of jesus and hence they are less likely to repeat the same mistake; I am not talking about ethics here, I'm being purely scientific, and by science, anxiety and guilt are negative reinforcements that will never allow us to be "tempted" again whether we are aware of it or not.

Yeah well, God is not so great after all !